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Svlékání                                           s jejím souhlasem                                  12 cal

                                                         bez jejího souhlasu                              187 cal

Svlékání podprsenky

                                                         oběma rukama                                            8 cal

                                                         jednou rukou                                           12 cal

                                                         jednou rukou a být fackován                 37 cal

                                                         ústy                                                          85 cal

Nasazování kondomu

                                                         při erekci                                                     6 cal

                                                         bez erekce                                           315 cal

Předehra

                                                         pátrání po klitorisu                                   8 cal

                                                         pátrání po bodu G                                  92 cal

                                                         bez pátrání                                                0 cal

Pozice

                                                         misionářská                                               12 cal

                                                         69 v leže                                                     8 cal

                                                         69 ve stoje                                            112 cal

Orgasmus

                                                         skutečný                                                 112 cal

                                                         předstíraný                                              315 cal

Post-orgasmus

                                                         zůstat v posteli                                           18 cal

                                                         vyskočit z postele                                      36 cal

                                                         zjistit proč ona vyskočila z postele           816 cal

Druhá erekce

                                                         mezi 16-19 lety                                      12 cal

                                                         mezi 20-29 lety                                      36 cal

                                                         mezi 30-39 lety                                    108 cal

                                                         mezi 40-49 lety                                    324 cal

                                                         mezi 50-59 lety                                    972 cal

                                                         přes 60                                                 2916 cal

Oblékání

                                                         v klidu                                                      32 cal

                                                         ve spěchu                                                  98 cal

                                                         když manžel otevírá dveře                     1218 cal